John Pork is calling. You can decline the call. You cannot decline the flag.
Full-color print of the man himself, smiling like he knows something you don't. Polyester with print that soaks through to the back, 4 brass grommets so it hangs flat on any wall — dorm, bedroom, garage, or directly behind you on every video call so nobody ever takes you seriously again.
- Polyester, double-sided print bleed
- 4 brass grommets, reinforced edges
- Three sizes: 60×90cm, 90×150cm, 120×180cm
- ~100g — light enough for push pins
- 100% polyester
- Double-sided print bleed — visible from both sides
- 4 brass grommets, reinforced corners
- Fine double stitching on all hems
- ~100g — hangs with push pins, hooks, or a pole
Built like a flag should be

Four reinforced brass grommets — hang it flat, angle it, or fly it. It's not going anywhere.

Double-stitched hems on every edge so it survives dorm walls, garages, and outdoor duty.

Dye printing soaks through the polyester — John Pork is visible from both sides, slightly mirrored, fully powerful.
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