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John Pork Flag
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John Pork Flag

4.8 · 18 reviews
$6.88
Color4 Grommets
Size
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John Pork is calling. You can decline the call. You cannot decline the flag.

Full-color print of the man himself, smiling like he knows something you don't. Polyester with print that soaks through to the back, 4 brass grommets so it hangs flat on any wall — dorm, bedroom, garage, or directly behind you on every video call so nobody ever takes you seriously again.

  • Polyester, double-sided print bleed
  • 4 brass grommets, reinforced edges
  • Three sizes: 60×90cm, 90×150cm, 120×180cm
  • ~100g — light enough for push pins
Three sizes: 60×90cm (2×3 ft), 90×150cm (3×5 ft — the classic flag size), and 120×180cm (4×6 ft, statement wall). All sizes ship with 4 brass grommets.
Please allow 24-48 hours for order processing. Standard shipping is 5–7 business days; express is 2–3 business days. Free worldwide shipping over $60.
Returns are accepted within 30 days of receipt for unused items in original condition.
  • 100% polyester
  • Double-sided print bleed — visible from both sides
  • 4 brass grommets, reinforced corners
  • Fine double stitching on all hems
  • ~100g — hangs with push pins, hooks, or a pole
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Hang dry. Cool iron on the reverse side if needed. Do not tumble dry or bleach.
Construction

Built like a flag should be

Flag grommet detail

Four reinforced brass grommets — hang it flat, angle it, or fly it. It's not going anywhere.

Flag stitching detail

Double-stitched hems on every edge so it survives dorm walls, garages, and outdoor duty.

Flag print detail

Dye printing soaks through the polyester — John Pork is visible from both sides, slightly mirrored, fully powerful.

4.8
18 reviews for this item · 120+ storewide
6.4k+ in the BlankPill community

Shipping was faster than the estimate — ordered on a Monday, wearing it by the weekend. Tracked the whole way.

Verified buyerJune 2026
Marcus T. — US

Took about a week to arrive to Europe but the shirt itself is quality. True to size, thick material.

Verified buyerApril 2026
Jake P. — US

Great shirt for the price. Fabric is thicker than most graphic tees I own. Just wash cold — it'll shrink a touch in a hot dryer.

Verified buyerFebruary 2026
Priya N. — US

Heavy fabric, zero see-through, and the print feels screen-printed — not that cheap vinyl feel. Instant favorite.

Verified buyerMay 2026
Chris M. — AU

Exactly what a heavyweight tee should be. Thick cotton, straight seams, and the print is dead center. A month of weekly washes and zero cracking.

Verified buyerApril 2026
Bree H. — US

Collar hasn't stretched and it holds shape after washing. Third order from this store, quality has been consistent every time.

Verified buyerJune 2026
Sam K. — US

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Do you offer free shipping?+
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How long does shipping take?+
Standard shipping is 5–7 business days. Express is 2–3 business days. We ship internationally to most countries.
What's your return policy?+
30-day returns on any unused item in original packaging. Defective item? We'll replace it or refund you, no cost to you.
Do shirts shrink in the wash?+
Our shirts are pre-shrunk heavyweight blends. True-to-size engineering means minimal shrinkage. Wash cold, tumble dry low.
Are the plushies limited?+
Some drops are limited. Chugget Plush collectibles are batched — once a batch sells, it may take 4–6 weeks to restock.
How do pre-orders work?+
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