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Nothing Ever Happens T-Shirt
$15.00
Sale price
$15.00
Regular price
$20.00
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Our tees run true to size with a regular fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit, down for a fitted look.
Please allow 24-48 hours for order processing. Once processed, orders will typically be delivered within 2–5 business days.
Returns are accepted within 30 days of receipt for unworn, unwashed items.
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester). Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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Questions?
The most common ones, answered. If you still need help, email support@blankpill.com — we reply within 24 hours.
Do you offer free shipping?+
Yes — free standard shipping on all orders over $30. For orders under $30, a small fee appears at checkout.
How long does shipping take?+
Standard shipping is 5–7 business days. Express is 2–3 business days. We ship internationally to most countries.
What's your return policy?+
30-day returns on any unused item in original packaging. Defective item? We'll replace it or refund you, no cost to you.
Do shirts shrink in the wash?+
Our shirts are pre-shrunk heavyweight blends. True-to-size engineering means minimal shrinkage. Wash cold, tumble dry low.
Are the plushies limited?+
Some drops are limited. Chugget Plush collectibles are batched — once a batch sells, it may take 4–6 weeks to restock.
Do you do international orders?+
Yes. We ship to most countries worldwide. Customers are responsible for applicable customs duties or import taxes.